Favorite Video Game Character - Commander Shepard.
- And I will fight forever.
In a move that’s shaking the entire television industry, HBO announced it will begin offering online-only packages that will allow users to access its entire library of content without a cable subscription — and you can thank Millennials for it.
Pay attention, network goons, because your stupid outdated business model is dying with your audience. The future is online.
Question: if enough time has passed since a meme’s inception, can it become popular again? To test this, I am injecting tumblr with this old meme. Spread it far and wide.
I am convinced that there are people out there who are young enough to be unaware of this meme, one of the oldest. Let it spread again fr great justice.
Take off every zig.
"What you say?"
For those of you who have no idea what’s going on, the above video pictures a fun game that had a TERRIBLE English translation. The translation was so terrible that it became a running joke in the early 2000s.
"Ha ha ha."
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes.
Or take your glasses off
or take your glasses off
It’s just a car.
Just a car.
JUST A CAR
- JUST A CAR.
JUST A CAR???????????????????????
For Greta;;November 18, 2011
Dean sits on the hood of the Impala, dark canopy sprinkled with stars like dust shrouding him, cheap beer in hand, and his little brother, his Sammy, resouled and puppy-eyed beside him, and knows, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he’s home.
Bucket hats make you look like you were supposed to go on a fishing trip with your dad 10 years ago but he left and never came back
Dad went on a fishing trip.
And he hasn’t been back in a few years.
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
Oooh yes these are good
Asking those questions got me my job!
gotta keep this in mind now